sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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Apr 24 16:14 with 427,159 notes

Apr 23 22:24 with 196,466 notes

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

Apr 22 16:57 with 25,642 notes

punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

Apr 21 18:18 with 137,664 notes

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

Apr 20 14:58 with 87,612 notes

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

Apr 19 13:13 with 516,659 notes
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